oh dear lord
(Source: thehopefoolignorant, via heartless-siren)
Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares (the original British version) is soooo much better than the American version because NOTHING IS BLEEPED OUT OH GOD I COULD LISTEN TO GORDON RAMSAY SWEAR ALL DAY
Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s
- me, the teen blogger
- a house with 8 nuns
- a drug dealer who drives a hummer
- a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
- an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
- a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from
I’d watch the shit outta that show
yeah shit me too sign me up
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??